Cowboy Hat She's Country: Funny Country Songs

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Funny Country Songs

While the stereotype is that Country Music is so depressing since it's basically about sad stories... it is not quiet correct. There are plenty of humor Country songs that I consider cheerful. If you're in need to giggle, you came to the right place! here's a collection of funny Country song titles, you will be surprised! It's worth a good laugh.. :)
  • Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
  • How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
  • I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
  • I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
  • I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart
  • I Wanna Whip Your Cow
  • If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
  • If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
  • Mama Get The Hammer, There's A Fly On Papa's Head
  • My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
  • My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
  • Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
  • She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
  • You're The Reason Our Baby's So Ugly
  • Do You Love As Good As You Look?
  • If Whiskey Were A Woman I'd Be Married For Sure
  • Ever Since I Said "I Do," There's a Lot of Things You Don't
  • If The Phone Don't Ring, You'' Know It's Me

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